Lower Alabama is a good place to be from. Problem is; I come back

I lived part of my childhood in a little place called Gulf Shores. Lived 2 blocks south of the canal across from the airport. Back then it was a Navy training facility. As a boy I would set on the bank of the canal, fishing, in line with the runway, as the Navy trainers were taking off and landing. Great experience as a kid.

Yep, there's the problem. Being around airplanes as a kid ruins one for life.

May I humbly suggest a Winchester 94 with a sling. The problem will go away forever....